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How to release opcraft

Vieta_

Member
If you want to release opcraft you need to be smart enough or be the main character in one of those movies where you time travel. So basically you need to find a time-traveling machine. With the time-traveling machine, you'll need to go to the day Julian was born and pretend to be his father or mother whatever the frick you want. When you're one of Julian's parents you'll need to raise him as good as those parents do in those really good movies like the SpongeBob movie (try your hardest to raise him as good as Patrick and SpongeBob did to Squidward, they are one loving couple). When you raised Julian to be a perfect child, you'll need to give him plastic. We need to make Julian love the environment. So give Julian plastic and he'll play with that. When Julian's all grown up to be a server owner tell him to do keyalls every Friday and watch Mr. Krabs dropkick Plankton. The toughest part of this whole mission is to convince Julian not to eat ice for fun and to be kind to everyone he encounters. If you let Julian eat ice for fun he's going to die while washing his hands because the ice gets jealous of warm water so the ice goes efgorgorg to his organs and then he meets his ancestors. So now you know how to bring the server back, go ahead and do it you one lucky little fergrgrgrg.
 

Pred

Extremely-Known Member
If you want to release opcraft you need to be smart enough or be the main character in one of those movies where you time travel. So basically you need to find a time-traveling machine. With the time-traveling machine, you'll need to go to the day Julian was born and pretend to be his father or mother whatever the frick you want. When you're one of Julian's parents you'll need to raise him as good as those parents do in those really good movies like the SpongeBob movie (try your hardest to raise him as good as Patrick and SpongeBob did to Squidward, they are one loving couple). When you raised Julian to be a perfect child, you'll need to give him plastic. We need to make Julian love the environment. So give Julian plastic and he'll play with that. When Julian's all grown up to be a server owner tell him to do keyalls every Friday and watch Mr. Krabs dropkick Plankton. The toughest part of this whole mission is to convince Julian not to eat ice for fun and to be kind to everyone he encounters. If you let Julian eat ice for fun he's going to die while washing his hands because the ice gets jealous of warm water so the ice goes efgorgorg to his organs and then he meets his ancestors. So now you know how to bring the server back, go ahead and do it you one lucky little fergrgrgrg.
Or maybe his dad could have just flushed him in the toilet ;)
 
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